Well we lost power again today!!! and go figure it was due to a tree falling on a power line...we lost power last week too..last for an hour..todays lasted 3-1/2 hours...This is getting old really fast...we have lost power 5 times in a month and a half..anyway I would have posted sooner..but...here you go..your Saturday Bingo words..How is everyone doing with the bingo? is anyone close yet? I hope you all are having a great saturday...the weather is decent..the kids are in the pen waiting for the squirrels to come and give them a show...I am cutting out more aprons etc...Take care everyone and have a great weekend..
GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO
> >
> > A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
> > door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
> > standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
> >
> > "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams
> > the door and returns to bed.
> >
> > "Who was that?" asked his wife.
> >
> > "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
> >
> > "Did you help him?" she asks.
> >
> > "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out
> > there!"
> >
> > "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
> > three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? .
> >
> > I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God
> > loves drunk people too."
> >
> > The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
> > rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
> >
> > "Yes," comes back the answer.
> >
> > "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
> >
> > "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
> >
> > "Where are you?" asks the husband.
> >
> > "Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.
> >
> > A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
> > door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
> > standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
> >
> > "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams
> > the door and returns to bed.
> >
> > "Who was that?" asked his wife.
> >
> > "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
> >
> > "Did you help him?" she asks.
> >
> > "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out
> > there!"
> >
> > "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
> > three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? .
> >
> > I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God
> > loves drunk people too."
> >
> > The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
> > rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
> >
> > "Yes," comes back the answer.
> >
> > "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
> >
> > "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
> >
> > "Where are you?" asks the husband.
> >
> > "Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.
Bingo Words:
Primitives
Flowers
Gina .. that joke is cute ! thanks for the laugh !
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Linda
LOL, that is cute! I'm not close, I've only got half the words so far, having fun marking them off though:D You guys sure have been without power alot, geez, you should only have to pay HALF your bill:)
ReplyDeleteLOL LOL..Oh my, I just loved it..thanks for the giggle. That was really cute...
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Cute....
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COnnie
Hey Gina! You need to move out east. Cute joke... made me laugh out loud:)
ReplyDeletehaha, good one, AND i can't believe you lost power and it isn't even STORMING!!!
ReplyDeleteSo sorry you lost your power again. We live on the top of a big hill and ours goes out a lot I think due to the wind. Love the joke. Still have a few words to go. Thanks for sending....
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear that you are still losing power. How aggravating that has to be! Love the joke ~ very cute! I only need 4 more bingo words!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Donna
That was hysterical!!!!
ReplyDeleteGina,
ReplyDeleteLoved the joke...too funny!! Sorry to hear that your power was out again. I only have half of the bingo words so far.
I'm so excited...I've started to work on your birthday gifts. Already have some things ready to go in your box.
I'm thinking that I will most likely get this new embroidery software program that I've been trying out.
~Cindy~
I think I have only about half the words...cute joke...thanks!!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! Funny story! Love your blog, Gina. <3
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