Explained By Children
I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold.
Gregory, age 5
everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it
-Olive, age 9
it's not easy to become an angel! First, you die.
Then you go to Heaven, and then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.
-Matthew, age 9
Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else.
-Mitchell, age 7
My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science.
-Henry, age 8
Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!
-Jack, age 6
Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up
to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.
Daniel, age 9
When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath again, somewhere there's a tornado.
-Reagan, age 10
Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy.
If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter.
-Sara, age 6
Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his
son, who's a very good carpenter.
-Jared, age 8
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All angels are girls because they gotta wear
dresses and boys didn't go for it.
-Antonio, age 9
My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth.
-Ashley ~ age 9
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Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if
they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it.
-Vicki, age 8
What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them.
-Sarah, age 7
How SWEET! Out of the mouths of Babes. Kids really do say the silliest things.
ReplyDeleteI hope you had a great day Gina! I hope it warms up for you...and I totally get why the old-er folks go south. It is too damn cold here!!
Hugs,
~Tonya
Darling and cute, honey!
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Connie
Awwww...those are wonderful! I laughed out loud on a few on them.
ReplyDelete(Did you watch Emma tonight?)
Take care,
Terry
I just love kids and the way they say such wonderful things. xx
ReplyDeleteLOVE the tornado one! Very nice!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, those are too funny and sweet for words. I'm going to post share this on my blog. Spread the luv!
ReplyDeleteAli
Don't you just LOVE how children think??!!!!! I loved this - thanks for sharing!!!
ReplyDeleteThese are so cute!
ReplyDeleteCan I use some of them on my blog?
Doreen
priviesandprims@yahoo.com
www.PriviesAndPrims.etsy.com
Reminds me of Art Linkletter's "kids say the darnest things"....
ReplyDeleteI want to be one that gets to shoot arrows into people! LOL
Enjoy your day.
Mercy
Hehehe loved reading that. Kids do say some of the CUTEST things.
ReplyDeleteHope your day is wonderful and your tomorrow even better =0)
Prim Huggs n Blessins
TJ
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