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Saturday, May 2, 2009

SaTuRdAy FUnNy...

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago.
I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.
Whose thighs were theseand what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans..
And then the thieves struck again. My butt was next.. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains tomatch my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.
But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixingmy hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and frowith the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my bodywas being replaced one section at a time.
What could they do to me next? When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck,I decided to tell my story.

Women of the world, wake up and smell thecoffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me!
The next time someone you know has something'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband. These same thieves came in my closet and shrunk my clothes! How do they do it????

my thought exactly...I have had this problem for years I know...
Have a wonderful weekend..our rain is here..glad I got the lawn mowed yesterday and I got my boards painted and sanded...:) I have a question to you season wood workers out there that paint, sand, stain I add my label first then stain or stain first then add my label...and then what do you all seal your project with..spray clear sealer? just making sure..they are turning out nice and I don't want to screw them up...I will post photos in the next entry...


  1. Funny, that same theif must have visited me!!!

  2. Oh NO!! This theif made it's way here too!

  3. lol...that was cute!

    As for the boards...stain them first, seal them, then add the labels....have fun crafting!

  4. Isn't it terrible? I want something done about that theif immediately!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. OH MY GOSH, you are a hoot! And here all this time I thought that had only happened to me, LOL! All this time I was ashamed to tell my story for fear the men in white would cart me off! SO glad to know I'm not alone, LOL!!!

  6. I read the comment you left on Hazelruthe's blog saying that you live in WA. My son is serving his mission in Seattle so I'm just wondering if you might be anywhere near there?

  7. These son-of-a-guns are on the loose! They've been here too! Not only did they take my thighs, they left me wrinkly ol' knees!
    They must be stopped!

  8. OMG -- I'm wiping the tears from eyes from laughing so hard. And then I had to read it to my husband. Now he knows what has been happening to me, too! Thank you so much for enlighting us women. I'm sleeping with one eye open from now on! ~~Annie

  9. Me again! I've finally quit laughing! See you're over on the Olympic Peninsula. Since you can't head over to your favorite haunts until the HC bridge reopens, you'll have to head over to the other side of the sound. If you're ever headed this way, let me know and I can fill you in on some great places to go junkin'! ~~Annie

  10. Can you hear me laughing over here, across the oceans! You're funnneeee!!