*LORD,... THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER* ...
Judy got married and had 13 children.Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer.
She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.Judy *again*, remarried,.... and this time, she & John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,"Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:
"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"Margaret replied:....
"I think he means her *legs*, Ethel...."
Judy got married and had 13 children.Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer.
She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.Judy *again*, remarried,.... and this time, she & John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,"Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:
"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"Margaret replied:....
"I think he means her *legs*, Ethel...."
Hello! It was me who posted on the painting...it is really cute. I bought some ZOTE at Wal-Mart a couple days ago to and waht surprised at the size! I would use only 1 or 1/2. I love the PINK! I will be sharing the sisters in my ward how to make it! Did I tell you that already?! Anyhoo, let me know how it goes and post some pictures!!!
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Maryjane
I love your blog. If I could have just a fraction of your organizational skills... I am completely clueless when it comes to decorating!
ReplyDeleteHa! That was funny!
ReplyDeleteThank you for the good laugh this morning!
ReplyDeleteYou are so dang funny!
Have a wonderful weekend!